Sunday, September 18, 2005

Review: 2005 model B.T.

(Tug doesn't move like other dogs- his hind legs will stay in place like anchors while his front paws pounce around, playing with toys or treats. Watching this I remarked to Mama that he had independent suspension- hence this "automotive review.")

2005 B.T.:

independent wishbone suspension he's a little bow-legged in back

no anti-lock brakes available in this price range if I had a dime for every time he slides into a wall! though he is getting better about that

emissions issues give the EPA a hissy fit

high mpk (miles per kibble)

lots of engine noise

sleek, stylish design

white walls standard front paws have socks and rear paws have white toes or spats

poor steering control he goes where he wants to

Recommendation: buy, buy, buy

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very, very funny!