the cold truth

We've raised a lap hog. Tug really thinks he's a people. We thought he'd catch on that he wears a collar and leash like other dogs but he just thought his jewelry lacked "bling." We didn't have the heart to tell him.

Mama thought he'd catch on about playing "fetch" but he thinks he's doing it for our benefit. I thought the last straw was when we told him he couldn't have a driver's license. He decided he's fine with sitting in the backseat and having chauffeurs. He does complain about Mama's sedan vs. my sister's SUV- he says he knows he's "stylin'" sitting way up high.

I'd thought we'd finally made some headway when we convinced him that sleeping in a crate in Mama's room was not "subletting." Turns out he just wants his deposit back. (Would you believe he wouldn't take a personal check? Ever since he ate on of my bank statements he's been an "authority" on my financial status!)

LOL