Tug the invincible

Invincible Boston Found in Florida

Tug O'War ("Tug"), 3 years old, was discovered playing with a new toy this week. Reports from witnesses indicate the yellow "donut" shaped toy has soft, little protrusions like bristles around it. It was indicated to be soft but not very squeaky and large enough to be held by the Boston Terror and an owner's hand at the same time; no blood was evident on the owner. It rolls in a circular pattern and also bounces. Tug was noted to carry it around and toss his head to make it jerk through the air invitingly- as if teasing unsuspecting humans to try and grab it. His lengthy rap sheet indicates this to be his standard M.O. (method of operation).

His owners reported the hard-headed Bostie was fearless when chasing down the wayward toy and would bang his head on furniture. No damage was reported to the sofa or chairs but examination of the tv cabinet is pending.

Note: Tug O'War declined all requests for interviews submitted by this reporter and referred questions to his P.R. firm "Bostons R Us." Phones at the offices were unmanned and no one answered at the door today during business hours.